mother fucking cock sucker 

(n.) a derogitary term used for a noun

also see jackass,bitch,fucker,hoe, and various other forms of profanity.

1. you mother fucking cock sucker, u fucked my mother after sucking my fathers dick.
2. The computer didnt work so i called it a mother fucking cock sucker.
3. the car didnt start so the driver yelled mother fucking cock sucker in anger

mother fucking cock sucker by lolwut484793ue3j June 25, 2004

Hunky-Fucking-Dory 

Just fine. Hunky-dory with an expletive added for emphasis. Depending on tone and context the expletive in middle may also indicate sarcasm to give the opposite meaning.

See Hunky-dory.

"How are things?"
"Hunky-fucking-dory!"

Hunky-Fucking-Dory by gusto2 May 9, 2006

panty-fucking 

Panty-fucking is a type of non-penetrative sexual activity, in which a male guides his penis in a sliding up and down motion in the middle of a partner's natal cleft, or more commonly the butt crack, on top of the panties. To optain optimal results, this act should be performed with penis as dry as possible for a smooth and frictionless slide across the panties. Style, shape, and material of the panty are all important. The panties should be of the full-back varity, bikini is best, although briefs serve the purpose aswell. Thongs and g-string panties are all but useless for the purpose of panty-fucking, due to the lack of surface area. Lace panties are out as well because of their rough surface. As for material, cotton will suffice, however the material of the panties should be something glossy, e.g silk, nylon, lycra or polyester, although satin , without exception, is the choisest material. Being sleek, shiny and polished, satin is unrivaled. The color of the panties is up to either one's own desire or the opportunity that one is presented with by serendipity.

Panty-fucking is the more sensual sister version of what is commonly known as outercourse, dry sex, or dry humping.

panty-fucking by jackknifed October 26, 2009

a huge fucking joke 

accurate description of Urban dictionary

its pretty hard to call urban dictionary an actual dictionary. its more a forum for haters, its a huge fucking joke.

a huge fucking joke by Young Reezie January 31, 2008

I don't fucking care. 

Short sharp to the point! A conversation killer. It can also be a risky statement to make....infact i would say if your not a big powerful man or a funny/comedian type BE CAREFUL! To be used for really boring things or very annoying things, but its at your own personal risk you have been warned.

...the scene: its the middle of a dancefloor music is pumping....

Random no 1, to Random no 2...
" yea, i had a day."

Random no 2.
" I don't fucking care."......and then him/her just dances off into the night/day

Random no 1 is like
"1..2..3sec...wtf???".......shock, then anger or laughter if your cheeky and good at it.

Enjoy.....

I don't fucking care. by Teddybeer! July 3, 2011

monkey fucking a football

A helluva lot of action with very little or no result

Applying for fall classes, I had to register with the burser, the advisor, check my prereq.s, and then stand in line, and then I found the class I wanted was closed out. "Man scheduling for classes this morning was like a monkey fucking a football"

monkey fucking a football by Gbbrd October 1, 2006

Holy Fucking Shit 

An expression of exclamation about something, anything that could be good or bad, commonly abbreviated H.F.S.

Sam: Dude, my granma passed away last week...
John: Holy fucking shit man, im so sorry.

Liam: I just got 10 grams of weed!
Andrew: Thats insane dude, holy fucking shit!

Holy Fucking Shit by DactaTomas June 11, 2014