Ethan

One of the goofiest people you’ll ever meet He can make you laugh just by simply smiling He’s very attractive he’s normally really athletic but he’s a drama queen.If you have a Ethan in your life don’t let him go He is so so sweet an will treat you like a queen and will make sure no one ever hurt you

Ethan:I’m hungry

Person:Eat some cabbage

Ethan:Eww🤮that was so gross I’m going to puke bro like I’m not even kidding

by Your daddy180 April 23, 2018

Ethan Ippolito

he's tall

Ethan Ippolito why is your 8'1 inch cock hanging out?!

by ItsNotWaffle2500 August 29, 2021

Erect Ethan

When someone has an erect penis but the smell of their taint is too prominent and it doesn’t help that their penis is small, allowing it to air out.

When my classmate walked in to the classroom, his Erect Ethan made the whole room smell like pitbull anus

by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023

Ethan

Ethan is the type of person to only make little dog moves, he will never achieve big dog status

Ethan just ate cabbage with salsa

by Drrr. Phiiilll January 16, 2022

Ethan

Really gay and loved doing it. But he can’t get any money because he is sitting at home playing video games and getting the d

Ethan is the most bad person

by Skeskirt November 13, 2019

Ethan

The guy Ethan who everyone likes he also has the biggest dick in the world bigger than Jaasiel’s super athletic and dose not like the gays

Ethan: I have a bigger peen than you

Everyone: facts

by Ethan at your moms house December 6, 2021

Ethan Bynum

The most charming person ever. He is almost as nice looking as he is smart. All of the girls love him. He is humble, nice, and loves helping people, but there is a bad side to Ethan. He can beat up as many man as there are girls chasing him ( that’s a lot).

1. An all around perfect person.

2. Someone that is really, really cool.

Ethan Bynum: The coolest person in the world.

by NeverLies99 December 19, 2021