Douche Bag

People who think they are automatically cool for being on the Football team. Or drives a car in which the sound system cost more than the car itself.

The entire football team is here, they are douche bags.

by TRAVBO December 8, 2003

Douche Caboose

A women with an amazing ass that is acting like a douche bag.

"Elizabeth you are such a douche caboose."

by PooJew May 5, 2009

Douche Face

1.adj.- insult used to imply someone who uses their face as a douche by "eating out" for sloppy seconds.

He's sucha douche face!

by Mr. Pseudo March 8, 2009

Uber Douche

When someone has reached such an incredible level of douchiness, it is almost unfathomable and is completely unbearable to others.

Paul: What the heck is his deal?
Mick: Well, he's 50, still lives in his parents' basement. He is angry at everything and spends his weekends probably blowing his cat.

Paul: Oh, you mean he's an Uber Douche.
Mick: Basically. Yeah.

by Lou Ripken #12 October 3, 2009

stock douche

The guy that just happens to own every stock that ever takes off. A self-proclaimed Warren Buffet.

Brock: Hey Rod, you see WFR up 49%?? Trading at $25!!

Rod: Yeah.

Brock: I bought that like 3 months ago at 5 bucks... Put every dollar I had into it after I graduated Duke.

Rod: Awesome. Thanks for the tip... stock douche.

by akarod August 27, 2009

douche monkey

1. Alan Tate
2. A monkey that douches
3. A nasty person

Mr. Douche Monkey is such a fag.
My douche monkey keeps away the STDs.
That douche monkey raped a cat.

by Rap Master G December 30, 2004

Douche Bag

a vulgar, derogetory term that people use to insult each other

Shut up Jeremy you're such a douche bag

by Homer Phobic November 11, 2002