donkey dick

A type of summer sausage stuffed in a large red fiberous casing often eaten by redneck males at construction sites or while fishing. It can usually be purchased at gas stations. Tip-Top brand from Taylor, Texas is a prime example.

Hey Bubba, pass me some of that donkey dick and cheese.

by CommonClone June 24, 2018

Donkey's Full

In Texas Hold 'em donkeys full is when you make a full house while holding Jack 2. Instead of a full house its a full barn, donkeys full of ducks.

player A: I'm all in

Player B: i call, i have a straight

Player A: I have Donkey's Full, I win.

by JD123321 March 20, 2009

liquor donkey

A member of a rowdy group of adolescents in the San Francisco Bay Area who enjoy boozing at graduation parties and family events despite not having any relation to the owners of the home.

Son: Ah shit dad did you invite those liquor donkey boys.
Dad: nope but we gotta hide the hard shit now.

by Yungchiefswag July 30, 2017

Shrek donkey

The hype for him is unreal

He is all india Shrek donkey president

President Shrek donkey

by Donkey president March 29, 2021

Cum Donkey

When a woman comes to an orgasm and begins to bay like a donkey. Haw haw haw yeah haw yeah.

Chick made a funny sound when she was Cumming. Sounded like a real cum donkey.

by Green gnome May 24, 2023

Donkey

If you’re name is Necy.

Necy’s a donkey.

by Saywhaaat20 October 1, 2022

Donkey

An animal with 4 legs used that can fly.

That donkey is flying at the speed of light

by The king of the road November 25, 2023