D1 Dad

A dad who either played D1 sports in college or socially engineers their child in order to secure a spot for their child on a team at a D1 school.
We had a little league D1 dad who became a coach to guarantee his sons position as a shortstop.
by KT77 May 30, 2021
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bestfriends dad

for most people that are fatherless, a best friends dad is the closest male to them. resembling your own father, but 100x better.
bro wanna come to mine?
is your bestfriends dad there
yeah
cool bro sure
by thegreatestbrunomars March 27, 2022
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Ross's Dad

A "Ross's Dad" is when you get so drunk that you shit in the bidet instead of the toilet.
Still drunk person : I was so drunk last night I did a "Ross's Dad"

Sober person : shit really how did you get rid of it?

Still drunk person : I smashed it with a whisk obviously!
by Spiky dildo June 15, 2022
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Lol dad always say why I think negative because nobody is the problem but he himself think like that.
Lol dad always say why I think negative because nobody is the problem but he himself think like that.
by sdinaz October 24, 2023
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Dad Joke Day

Feb. 21st is National Dad Joke Day. ON this day you must make a point to tell, listen and laugh at a Dad joke!
by Brillo! February 22, 2021
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Jah’s Dad

Fatass Muslim’s kid’s big daddy who has weak knee’s
by Champ3214 April 26, 2022
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I banged your dad

I couldn't find your mum
You don't have a mum so I banged your dad
by yeetmeworld May 18, 2023
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