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cigar city 

It's easy - Tampa/Ybor, Bitch
cigar city by 813 Josh September 24, 2005

Maryville City Schools

A preppy and elitist public school system in Maryville, TN. It's the school where all the doctors' and lawyers' kids go, since they're apparently more important than everybody else. More money is spent on the kids there than the kids at Blount County Schools, who they look down on. And what's really tragic is that three-fourths of the teachers at Blount County send their kids to Maryville City, as if their own teaching isn't good enough. They walk around like kids at Maryville City Schools are so much more intelligent and cultured than the kids in Blount County, when in reality they're just as redneck and stupid as everyone else in East Tennessee.
Daughter: "Ugh, it's so unfair how many snow days Blount County gets compared to us!"
Mother: "It might seem that way sweetie, but just think how many valuable days of learning they're missing out on! There's a reason why Maryville City Schools are better at everything!"
Mother: "Yeah, you're right Mom, they're just a bunch of rednecks."

cap city 

"man lets go to the cap bruh." "cap city? ok."

Pearl City 

The smallest, most pointless town in the entire country. Has absolutely nothing going on and no girls whatsoever.
I was in Pearl City last week and lost my mind.
Pearl City by Schubby December 18, 2012

Harrisonburg City School 

A division split up between the rich kids and the poor kids.
One word sums this hell hole up: Sluts n' Hoes. Come here if you like cheap pot and cheap women. Teen pregnancy is 30% of the population there. Note: preps WILL be stomped on.unless you play football. then you are basically glorified, and all the hoes n' sluts want you. freshman guys: good luck getting girls, cause they wont look at you if you dont have a car, which you dont unless you failed like half the people in your grade. Have fun. and if you are white, make sure you are wigger or skater, unless your a prep who plays football. then you might be ok.
hi, im john i just moved here. do you like my khakis from Abercrombie?
guy: do you play football(yo)
John: no
BAM!!!!
Harrisonburg City School by dan November 16, 2004

cum city 

situation where a male is surrounded by many hot-looking females
when i sat down at the bar i was in cum city
cum city by highpockets March 12, 2007