Christian is a big ass bird that is the gay one in his gc and half of them probably don’t like him because he have tittie droplets. Also Christian like to spend his money on things he can’t even afford
Oh girl please “ ——“mauriana stfu “ yes my name is Christian so what about it ?
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A sussy baka who likes valve shit, plays a lot of fortnite, and is fun af to hang out with
ex. Christian is epic gamer man
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The best people in the world are named Christian. Everyone wants to be with someone named Christian because then they know that there will be a good time. They are the best of the best unlike people called Jonas, they are real shitheads and deserves to be eradicated from the world.
He seems to be a really nice guy, he must be a Christian!
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christian is the sexiest man ever lived and i known for his huge penis
i wish i could be like christian.
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A man who puts himself before everyone and puts to much confidence in himself .

Like just when he looks up his name on this it puts more confidence in him and soon he will start losing it and come to a crash resulting in self harm or depression.
The man named Christian: look at all these people saying such nice things...
Also him 2 hours later: I MUST STAY PERFECT DJDHXGBD
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