not the brightest crayon in the box

another term for not the sharpest tool in the shed implying that you are a total dumbass

well i guess we are not the brightest crayon in the box

by Holly Matronic May 27, 2007

white crayon

A seemingly useless crayon on white paper. But when paired with darker colored construction paper a whole new world is invented.

Briana put the white crayon to use by drawing on black construction paper.

by Ninja49 January 4, 2010

crayford

As Luke Skywalker sed:
"If there is a bright centre of the universe, then this is the place that is farthest from it."

Crayford, the absolute middle of nowhere (between bexlyheath and dartford- eep)

by Jandy-ass December 30, 2003

CrazyMarioBros

A kid who makes videos with mario plushies HECK IDK
he makes funny videos by playing with plushies with his friend, they also created the koopalings series and created a GOD of a character who's famous and the number 1 character Chef WeeWee!

ps: CMB if your seeing this please bring back chef wee wee im sobbing.

Guy 1: Hey heard of CMB?
Guy 2: Chef wee wee?
Guy 1:n-no i meant crazymariobros
Guy 2: CHEF WEE WEE!!!

by ChefWeeWee April 3, 2019

Crazyblox

An artist that makes music, also known as the owner of Flood escape, Flood escape 2 and other games.

Person 1: I wish Crazyblox joined in our Flood escape server, he's so cool!

by ButterHam3000 June 30, 2021

crazydog55

Scientists have devised that this is the absolute utterly perfect name to get printed on your senior jersey.

Wow Jamie, what a cool senior jersey, CRAZYDOG55!

by Crazydog55 December 1, 2021

crayola storm

someone who wears as many of the brightest colors as is humanly possible, all at the same time, think clowns and 80s neon style of dress. Used as a theme for college parties.

C'mon we're going to be late for Ginger's crayola storm party!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008