The term "Alabama Candy
Apple" is a sexual act which derives from when one cleans the hair from their sack then dips their testicles into a bowl of syrup made for candy apples. (Ingredients
will be listed for optimal pleasure.) Once the sugary coat is well hardened around the sack, another person
will attempt to eat all of the coating off of the gentile only using their teeth.
The cooking process is as follows:
Over medium heat, 1.5 sugar, 1 cup light corn syrup, 1 cup
water. Stir on
high till boil and sugar dissolves.
Keep on
high till sugar reaches 285F then take off heat.
Add .5 teaspoon cinnamon, .5 teaspoon red food coloring.
Stir carefully till dark red.
(Hotter is usually preferred by most)
The act doesn't come without it's risks though, they are as follows:
Passing out.
High anxiety may be induced.
Inhalers are recommended.
Lower sperm count.
Damage to gentile.
A: My wife wanted to try
something a
little "out there" in the bedroom.
B: She didn't ask you to give her an "Alabama Candy
Apple", did she?
A: She did, and I only passed out 3 times!
