Total Boner

One who repeatedly fails to deliver and constantly fucks up. This person also does a great job of looking like Paul Bunyun, only gayer.

Guy 1: "Look at that guy with the plaid shirt and beard. He totally didn't finish that project in time AND his face is just dumb."

Guy 2: "I think that's Mike W."

Guy 1: "Total boner."

by louis_friend August 6, 2011

hoe-boner

when your chilling and some really hot sluts really wanna do ya and you have a hard-on but you can't have sex with them cause you know they have one STD or another.

johny: yo, i had such a hoe-boner back there.
josh: yeah man, they were so fine but man, i could almost smell the herpes.
johny: holy shit dude, gross!!!!!

by imincalimotherfucker12343243 November 14, 2011

Yankee boner

The sudden erection of a sportscaster's penis when watching the New York Yankees

"And a hit by Derek Jeter"!

"He gives me such a Yankee boner dude"

by Not a Yankee fan. October 13, 2011

Boner Party!

A Boner Party is a party where guys have to maintain erections for as long as they can. If they lose their erection they lose the game. The man who can keep his erection the longest wins. The winner gets to have sex with any girl of his choosing for seventeen minutes. Guys who have lost the game and girls who do not want to have sex with the winner utilize various tactics to get the potential winners to lose their erections. Various tactics may include, but not limited to: vomiting, displaying pictures of unattractive people, and telling dead grandma jokes.

I hope I'm the winner of tonight's Boner Party! I really want to have sex with Kristen.

by cityguychicago August 14, 2017

Why Not Boner

That moment when you know you should have an erect penis but don't for one reason or another be it known or unknown and it makes you angry.

I can't get hard for this girl because she has a boyfriend. FUCK! Let me go make some shit up for the urban dictionary. "Why boner" is when you're confused and horny. I'll call this the "why not boner".

by Dang it, Bobby! January 3, 2019

Negative Boner

When something turns you off so much, that you’re dick physically cringes and you feel no attraction for a short period of time.

*finds picture of grandma naked*
“Dude! I just got a Negative Boner!”

by ThE cReAtOr July 4, 2018

boner game

a game played between a guy and a girl, which is pretty good foreplay. the girl tries to get the guy up by touching him anywhere but his 'funparts,' and the guy tries to keep it down as long as he can.

its more like a race against time or a demonstration of ur ladyfriend knowing what u like.

"dude, i was playing the boner game with emma and becky, and emma TOTALLY CHEATED" "no way broski what happened?" "i was totally winning, then emma just reaches down and grabs my cock! she tried to even deny it when i brought it up later!" "that BITCH!" " i know right" "seriously."

"hey kate, this movie sucks, wanna play the boner game?" "sure! your mom just told me some of ur secret fetishes so im guarenteed to win!"

by Jeremy and Ryan March 28, 2008