Faux Boner

A condition caused by a prominent, upward fold of fabric, occurring in the front of pleated slacks when sitting.
John sat down and stood up repeatedly in an effort to convince Susan that it was a faux boner she observed during the morning office meeting, and not the real thing caused by Meg, the hot new secretary.
by richippr September 24, 2013
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granny boner

a weak, unerected, possibly wrinkley and pruney boner.
Boy: alright im ready, go down on me chick
*girl goes down and starts doin her thing*
Girl: wait you have a granny boner
Boy: ah shit i was in the shower too long
by mer&shon February 05, 2012
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Boner Party!

A Boner Party is a party where guys have to maintain erections for as long as they can. If they lose their erection they lose the game. The man who can keep his erection the longest wins. The winner gets to have sex with any girl of his choosing for seventeen minutes. Guys who have lost the game and girls who do not want to have sex with the winner utilize various tactics to get the potential winners to lose their erections. Various tactics may include, but not limited to: vomiting, displaying pictures of unattractive people, and telling dead grandma jokes.
I hope I'm the winner of tonight's Boner Party! I really want to have sex with Kristen.
by cityguychicago August 14, 2017
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Buzz-Boner

Buzz-Boner refers to the amount of buzz in a certain place . If a buzz-boner is on a flop then the place is not fun ; e.g. Church or a Retirement home . If you have a stiff Buzz-Boner you are at sweet house party or a good club .
Person 1 : Man , how was the party last night .

Person 2 : It was shit , some dude got sick on my pooltable and put my Buzz-Boner on a flop .

Person 1 : What a fucking fun-sponge .
Person 2 : Yeah I know right .
by Andrew1134 May 07, 2009
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boner-inspiring

Something that is significantly beautiful or admirable.
Check out that Ferrari, it's positively boner-inspiring!
by ueafbsdgnvqile April 30, 2010
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deflated boner

When an old man gets a boner and all the old nasty extra skin is dangling from it
OMFG I heard my neighbors having sex they are old and i wanna know how the do it with that deflated boner
by LalalalaYOUFAG August 02, 2009
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boner game

a game played between a guy and a girl, which is pretty good foreplay. the girl tries to get the guy up by touching him anywhere but his 'funparts,' and the guy tries to keep it down as long as he can.

its more like a race against time or a demonstration of ur ladyfriend knowing what u like.
"dude, i was playing the boner game with emma and becky, and emma TOTALLY CHEATED" "no way broski what happened?" "i was totally winning, then emma just reaches down and grabs my cock! she tried to even deny it when i brought it up later!" "that BITCH!" " i know right" "seriously."

"hey kate, this movie sucks, wanna play the boner game?" "sure! your mom just told me some of ur secret fetishes so im guarenteed to win!"
by Jeremy and Ryan March 28, 2008
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