f-tard

The f-tard feels no pain, as we taste it (in the sense we mean), and is retard-strong, reducing internal microstate density. The stratification of f-tard order dictates a greater entropy (social degree of disorder) in the surrounding grand scheme. Respect for the "ultimate disabled" is an inversion. Wasted time is what really cripples us, what the time demon, entropy, inhabits and feeds on. The mind is what counts. Conscious awareness is the fourth dimension. Sharing graciously, owing a debt of gratitude for the health we enjoy, the cards we were dealt. I wasn't meant to live.

Fooling with the f-tard is like taking on a midget. You can't win

by Fanwood Watcher February 16, 2020

F*ckening

Used to describe a nonsensical, but predictable, scenario that is taking place. Like in the context of how wild 2016 has been, and all the events through the year that seem very wild and made up, but are actually real. Now the end of the year has come, and we are just used to the nonsense.

(In reaction to a nonsense event one is currently witnessing) "Ah, Yes, the F*ckening..."

by ChickenMcfuckit December 14, 2016

Talkward as f

The guy who thinks he's funny yet doesn't make any sense ,let alone anyone laugh!!!

Juddy thinks he's funny but really he's just Talkward as f

by anonymous August 27, 2023

F**** C***

Fight club. The first rule is you do not talk about it but I’m here breaking it to share the greatest film of all time

J: hey what film is this?
T: F**** C***
J: Wtf?

by wrathandgreed April 22, 2022

OM(F)G-Tarded

An act which defies both physics and logic; one which can only be described using the words "OM(F)G".

Oh My (Fucking) God, you should have seen it! I don't know how, but he actually got back up and tried it again!! It was the most OM(F)G-Tarded thing I've seen in my life!!! I mean, really...what was he thinking????

by Coda_Samardon May 20, 2011

f-bomb

Regular conversation still considers the word "fuck" too vulgar for day to day conversation, the euphemism describes intense sex & not considered polite conversaation , hence the the use of it's first letter only "f". The use of the word "bomb" refers to the shock if the full word was used usually , accidentally.

Hwas fired from hosting his on-air program due to all the f-bombs which he seemed to drop way to often.

by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... May 26, 2025

F

A letter used to pay respects when something tragic happens

Friend #1: Nooo, I lose the game
Friend #2: F

by Snow Kallen March 25, 2020