Closet shower

When two people partake in the act to play house and get naked and get in the closet and act like they are taking a shower. Lesbians may try to talk you into this.

A) shavelle, wanna play closet shower?

B) I haven't had a good closet shower in awhile.

by Ford Davis November 27, 2011

Florida shower

When homeless men urinate on each other in a public place (beach, side walk, parking lot)

You smell like a Florida shower.

by MikeZmf February 06, 2023

Going Shit-to-shower

The practice of shitting (in a toilet near a shower, of course) and proceeding to pressure wash one’s asshole with the jet setting in the shower.

“Going shit-to-shower saves the pandas and leaves your taint fresh and clean.”

“This is the weirdest TED talk I’ve ever been to.”

by Brock Kakashi June 07, 2022

Sad panda shower

A shower in which one is 1. Hungover or 2. Suffering from gastrointestinal distress and lays on the floor of the shower curled up in a fetal position until the hot water runs out.

I was up all night throwing up and only a sad panda shower made me feel better.

by Fakakda November 01, 2018

Vermont Golden Shower

A sexual act where one partner urinates into a bottle of maple syrup, and then proceeds to pour the mixture all over the other partner.

I gave her a Vermont Golden Shower, then we had pancakes afterward.

by LG633 July 22, 2024

Shower Stall Massacre

When you blast explosive diarrhea all over the wall of the shower stall.

Knowing I was going to have explosive diarrhea, I performed a shower stall massacre.

by ESDI-80 August 01, 2024

shower corndog

a corndog you eat in the shower

Ima gunna make me a shower corndog for my post run shower

by Floatingkoala July 03, 2023