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L. John

Mostly referred to as "L. John".
Stern, smart,educated, humorous and sarcastic.

Most are lawyers or successful business men.
Despite amazing success and wealth they heave a propensity to get pooped on randomly by birds flying above them...small mishaps are a guarantee!
Very misunderstood by significant others even though they always mean well.

Good fathers and providers for family
Fond of coin collecting.
Most love gambling.
Unique and eccentric and very COOL, period!
Did you see that lawyer on CNN who won that court case? He was pretty smart, but defiantly no L .John

That guy at the blackjack table is so L. John. Clever & usually wins!

If I needed someone to scare boys away from my teenage daughter, I would put on my L. John face! It scared me man. Back in the day....
by Kirty412 April 28, 2014
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L

the greatest detective ever to come but be careful his as clever as your mom
person1:someone already solved all the mysteries of the world

person.2:yes L DID
by jason37 March 4, 2022
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L

1. to be the biggest loser on the the planet. AKA you and ur mom
2. To lose BIG TIME on game
Your the biggest L
L you lost I won HAHAHHA
by SmutReader October 10, 2022
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Walking L

by VonSahkahret March 28, 2022
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Take the L

1: A emote on Fortnite which toxic 9 year olds use.
2: (Literally) taking the Chicago "L" train.
3: Accept that you lost.
John: What did Alex do when he failed the school exam?
Zach: He said "I will take the L" and went on the Chicago "L" train.
by StandUserLeon April 15, 2021
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L friend

Luiz Ruiz - "I am going to Guatemala and won't be here for your birthday this year."

Jameson Ho - "You are an L friend."
by notacarebear69 May 11, 2022
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Gabe L

Gabe L

A true player. though hot,cute, and kind he will play u like a harp. One week he will date one girl and the next week like another. He will play with your heart and then forget about you.
Zac: hey there Gabe L with lily such a cute couple

(Next week)
David:yo dude wasn’t he dating lily why is he with Anna now?
Zac: that’s just Gabe L’s way he can’t keep a good relationship cause he can’t make up his mind.
Both: Dam what a waste
by EYE EYE EYE October 15, 2019
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