fuck my life

you probably looked this up because your life is messed up, dont worry im not like the inspirational speakers that try to motivate you...

GET THE F**K UP AND FINISH THOSE ESSAYS THAT ARE DUE AT 12:59!!

mom: go do your homework
me: fuck my life

by - A Wise Wizard June 1, 2022

swear to fuck

there’s no real meaning to swear to fuck. it’s a mindset. imagine the worse case scenario and your response is this “swear to fuck”

swear to fuck if she doesn’t take off those fugly boots i’m gonna slice her achilles.

swear to fuck.

by pdam September 25, 2022

Fuck

A seal; French word for seal

OMG! Look at that fat fuck clapping at sea world

by Shaix18 October 11, 2020

stunk to fuck

Something that has an extremely foul odor.

His prencence made the room stunk to fuck.

by ascernman March 23, 2021

fuck potato

a potato you cut a hole into and then proceed to pound the fuck out of, cum in it and then eat it

"i really want a fuck potato"

by i heart incest June 23, 2022

destination fucked

a place where women spray beer over their face before smashing the container on their head before attempting to drop in from a rooftop onto a porch eve. necessary background; kid flipping the middle finger and a pig giving no fucks

sally is the epicenter of destination fucked

by isawred November 29, 2018

Fuck

A way to explain your fucking anger

Yo Henry what the fuck you just spilt water all over me fuckface

by BeanossBrains 22 March 9, 2020