Fuck me

Used in Britain as a sigh of frustration whenever something bad happens. Usually mumbled under the breath.

Boss: We’ve decided to increase your shift from 8 hours to 9 hours
Brian: *sigh* fuck me

by britishpoo September 13, 2021

National fuck your best friend day

September 22nd is now national fuck your best friend day You can go up to a friend and ask do they wanna fuck or something

National fuck your best friend day means you are able to fuck your bestie for the whole day of september 22 aka a whole 24hrs

by mha characters are hot September 15, 2021

Fucked in the yard

To get screwed over in a public way

“Cletus thought he could pull one over on Treyvon, when Treyvon found out, Cletus got fucked in the yard

by Blood on the Sand September 16, 2021

Tactical Fuck

Participating in sexual intercourse in a discrete manner, usually in an active combat zone

My best tactical fuck was definitely in the Tet Offensive. I’ll never forget it, the siege of Hill 36 was absolutely WILD. Straight up did missionary in a firefight

by Sleemron September 17, 2021

Fucking Cocksucking Shitballs

An exclamation made popular by Jeremy Scott of CinemaSins in his review of Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children. Typically used to express frustration or other discontentment.

"Fucking cocksucking shitballs! The fact that these skeletons were perfectly placed in the dining room is the ONLY way Enoch's ability can be used, and it's fucking bullshit!"

by Ace of Fours September 19, 2021

wheelie fuck

When someone puts wheels inside the uterus.

Jessica, can we wheelie fuck tonight for dessert?

by DefineMeUwU September 19, 2021

cringe as fuck

Ikshu simps for Yatharth. Ikshu is cringe as fuck. Dont be like Ikshu

Ikshu: "brooo yatharth is so sexy brooo"
Everyone else on planet earth : "Ikshu, your cringe as fuck"

by joestevenson September 19, 2021