Twat-Matt

A scenario where a single person, with a God Complex, tries to obliterate a highly skilled team of successful people, in front of management, with completely made up bullshit, zero fact or sense behind it, to hide their own lack of knowledge.

I had a complete Twat-Matt day, now I need a large beer….

by anonymous August 22, 2024

twat snaggle

When your fucking hardcore and try and move positions but get stuck up inside the pussy! Like your short shave pubes act like velcro and your just stuck!

Dude totes busted out the moves, and after taking tea with the parson we got all twat snaggled!

by Fishtangle January 9, 2019

Twat

Chicken little lookin dork who is a complete idiot, and a big pain in the butt, but also kinda lovable at the same time. Also, they really do look like the annoying kid from polar express tho.

Derick is such a twat.

by Therealbeanboy October 9, 2019

twat fragle

I don't know Dan said during katamari Damacy

Dan: oh it says up and fragile.
Arin: What did you think it said?
Dan: twat fragle

by darkclaw wolfgod October 8, 2023

Twat

Your mum

Percy:hey Jim what’s a twat

Jim: Your mum

by MoistyBoi69 September 30, 2020

Twat-swat

When a female cock blocks her female friend

Guuuuuuuurl....you know dat gurl Shanaynay
Yeah
Dat gurl twat-swated me at da club last night, he was all mine until she showed up

by Get-yo-gibs-on September 14, 2015

twat-twister

twat-twister: n. - usually a Marxist "feminist" twat, but can be any other vile cultural Marxist who twists everything men say into false "victimhood", or false "male oppression", or "rape", with the larger goals of destroying Western civilization, destroying masculinity, creating class division, and destroying the very notion of family. (contrast with "mainsplaining")

"Did you ever read any of Rebecca Solnit's essays?"

"Nah, I don't have time for any of those twat-twisters"

by barricada September 27, 2017