What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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by Twittlerio February 01, 2025
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Twat blossom

An all around bitch who acts like the nicest person to walk this planet and says everything with a condescending tone.
This woman was such a twat blossom, I wanted to punch her in her face and bake her a pie at the same time.
by Queendoom2016 December 31, 2015
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Twat-wad

tampon or any flexible material that has been or will be placed in the vaginal canal.
Gimme a few, i need too replace my twat-wad. Or, Damn johnny has been acting like a real twat-wad lately.
by Dabhand420$ December 12, 2023
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imbecilic twat

The combination of an imbecile and a twat, basically a very very stupid person.
(after breaking a pane of glass) "You imbecilic twat, you broke the glass!"
by wizzledazzle9000 January 10, 2024
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Hot Twat Buffett

When the significant other, while munching on her whisker biscuit, empties out the entire warm stomach contents from that nights buffet, into her vagina.
Date night went rather well UNTIL Ronnie gave me a Hot Twat Buffett. I haven't seen him since.
by Benny from Beverly Hills February 04, 2024
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Twat muffin

A lady that can sing and likes to yell at people for having too much fun, also named Lisa.
by NOTWallyG June 14, 2023
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twat throttling

The act of secretly giving yourself total control of your girlfriends remote toy and continually shutting it off mid session
I just found out my boyfriend has been twat throttling me
by Dysfunctional coffee August 16, 2023
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