by WhyYouAlwaysLyinOMG March 24, 2017

A gerentocratic member of government who has a reptuation for elitism, dishonesty, and possible clandestine backing from the permanent institutions of state and the bureaucracy, the military-industrial complex, or corporate lobbyists, popularly referred to as "the swamp."
I believe in truth and justice as the next guy, but the only way you this bill passed is by letting those swamp turtles water it down in committee and earmark it with pork.
by supersecretidentity May 20, 2022

Kevin- Yo, bro last night I was eating out Sarahs coochi and she didnt cum for 3 hours. My jaw is fucked up
Steve- Eating turtle will do that to you. You have my sympathies.
Girl- Come ova chyea boy and eat dis turtle.
Boy- I dont want to be engulfed in your box for 2 days so.... No.
Steve- Eating turtle will do that to you. You have my sympathies.
Girl- Come ova chyea boy and eat dis turtle.
Boy- I dont want to be engulfed in your box for 2 days so.... No.
by BodiesByJustin June 27, 2014

The act of masturbating whilst your busting for a shit so bad it's "Turtle Necking" out of your asshole
by Flabanaga Noongah July 14, 2024

To wander aimlessly, hoping and praying to find a suitable commode to evacuation fecal material that has been inching its way out of the rectum slowly, like a turtle
I had to turtle myself 4 blocks towards the rock n Roll Hall of Fame praying they had a suitable commode.
by Mike.moffet November 12, 2018
