Ambush the train

A blanket-term that can be used in almost any situation, usually said in such a way that the other person still understands what you mean.

Origin: On the Xbox 360 store page, most games had lengthy descriptions that summarized the game in order to encourage you to buy it. The video game 'Gun' however simply had the words Ambush The Train in the description and nothing else.

Example 1-
Jane: "Hey dude, how's it going?"
Joe: "Ambush the train..."
Jane: "That bad, huh?"

Example 2-
*Very attractive person walks by*
Internalized: 'Ambush. The. Train.'

Example 3-
*You jam your toes in the garage door*
You: "AMBUSH THE TRAAAIN!!"

by Anemeros October 2, 2022

Belgian Commuter Train

A sexual encounter where 12 German men rail your wife, while you masturbate from the closet, covered in chocolate (cause Germans).

Grüben: Yah, so what do this weekend, Yan?

Yan: Oh you know, we just stayed in and ordered the Belgian Commuter Train. My wife really rode them to pleasure town, one by one!

by Ol Toofless Crack-Ho October 16, 2022

Mobby Train

3 or more homies landing back to back tricks on their skateboards within a short amount of time. For example: Tim lands his 360 flip, Patty then lands her backside lipslide on the flatbar, and then Mo' frontside noseblunts the extension.

"Personally, yesterday's Mobby Train at Vallejo Park blew me away- Jim, however, didn't seem impressed."
"We are currently trying to get the sickest Mobby Train but Mo' can't land his trick."
"Their crew is good but they aren't Mobby enough."

by Urban_Lu October 18, 2022

Building trains

The action of laying multiple shit logs consecutively, so that they touch, in the same sit on a toilet.

Hey Melody what are you doing in the bathroom? “I’m building trains grandma, leave me alone.”

by Newman12 January 1, 2022

LynchLooch Train

When two men of Italian descent silently pass a girl onto one another, getting a nonstop supply of nudes form said girl while she has no idea. However, the girl says to both men that she is only talking to one of them, revealing to the men that she is indeed a thot fuckin' with multiple dudes at once. The Italian men then add her to a FaceTime call with them in it and expose her, leading her to falsely accuse both of them of rape. During the court case, they're proven not guilty and she looks like a dumbass to all her friends and family.

"What happened at court, bro?" The frat bro asked. "Well, my buddy and I were running the LynchLooch train on this girl and she had no idea, so we won. We exposed her for being a thot."

by AwesomeRacockus15 January 4, 2022

Hoodlum Ice Train

When the boys on a logship sort yard stay warm by pegging each other

Fuck it’s so cold out here Jason said we should form a hoodlum ice train.

by Burgling Turds January 5, 2022

Hoodlum Ice Train

When the boys out on the logship sort yard start pegging each other to stay warm

Fuck it’s cold out here! Jason said we should start up a hoodlum ice train to stay warm.

by Burgling Turds January 5, 2022