Peaceful day

A day without stress, fear, tension or worry, unknown in America since 2016, and let us wonder why.

She tried to remember her last truly peaceful day. They used to be common, but ever since... she hated to even say his name... took office, it had been an endless stream of crisis, turmoil, instability, and now this, the world seeming to collapse.

by Monkey's Dad March 30, 2020

Smeg Day

April 10th marks the founding of Smeg Gang and is a day that can only be described as being even better than christmas. On this day people all around the world will get together and celebrate their love for smeg through rituals that use powerful psychedelic drugs to contact uncle Bob, bringer of goat Smegma.

I cant wait for Smeg Day i have 6 tabs and a gram of DMT and my boss gave me the day of work for a quick blow job and a week of good night toe kisses.

by The Real Black Jesus April 10, 2020

Booty Day

April 17 is Booty Day! Every girl has to send a guy a bootypic in leggins or bootypants.

Booty Day is a wonderful holiday

by Latinahunter17 April 16, 2020

flow day

A day you go with the flow throughout the day. No obligations or plans, just doing what you feel like.

How’s your day going?
I’m having a flow day. Just chilling in the sun atm.

by IzzS May 8, 2020

Goku day

May 9 is Son Goku day in Japan.
Go=5 Ku=9

Bro what day is it?
Its Goku day my dude!

by Milfhunter/cherrydonutboy May 9, 2020

cuddling day

Bitch May 13th! Cuddling Day! Get your man/girl/dog/cat/fish/alligator/momma/dad Whatever tf u want a cuddle 🥰🔥

Girl: " Ayy baby u wanna cuddle ? Since its cuddling day yk"

Boy: " Sure babygirl, C'mere "

by Name_Maker02 May 11, 2020

Billie Day

a day where a special billie eilish fan sends billie eilish goodies and we all celebrate.

holiday created by : @billie.eilish.hun (on insta)

person one: Oh my god it’s June 14th!!
person two: So?
person one: IT’S BILLIE DAY SLOWONE

by by someone else July 14, 2020