Me: Doctor, that fuck mark on my neck really hurts! Please get rid of it!
Doctor: How insulting! My name is Mark, and I cannot remove your tattoo!
Me: It's not a tattoo. It's from my girlfriend, dumbass.
Doctor: How insulting! My name is Mark, and I cannot remove your tattoo!
Me: It's not a tattoo. It's from my girlfriend, dumbass.
by ManiacBrainiac7500 January 12, 2023
I think you meant to search for “divot”: an indentation on a putting green caused when a usually long, high approach shot lands on the green.
The only ball mark I’ve seen are from deez nuts.
The only ball mark I’ve seen are from deez nuts.
by Tomahawked May 02, 2018
by SpeedCoilMessi February 28, 2023
A nickname used for the popular celebrity (except no one celebrates him) Mark Zuckerburg, the creator of Facebook, Instagram (partially), Oculus, and the newly made "Threads" app. People use the term to mock him and make fun of him.
You can get a 25 dollar off Oculus gift card just by referring someone an Oculus! So you're basically taking 25 dollars from Mark Zuckmyballs. -Ben Rowlands
by Eddieisnotcrazy November 07, 2023
The sexiest mother fucking creature on planet earth. Every woman in the god dam world would be lucky to have his micro penis.
by vilkdaddy October 21, 2018
The best fucking person alive he is the real giga chad and a gladiator. The leader of the world and the number 1 spartan.
by MarkChoolimfangirl September 04, 2023
by lance1995 April 12, 2011