Leg fingers

Used when the word "toe" is forgotten.

"Aw crap I've just banged one of my leg fingers into the door."

by Ayy lemao May 24, 2017

Flamingo leg

When you are in bed with someone and they put out their leg taking up almost the whole bed it resembles a flamingo with one leg up.

I could not sleep last night my wife gave me the flamingo leg

by smackthatass88 October 06, 2021

Shopping leg syndrome

When legs hurt,ache or tingle while shopping with a female.

Wife: What's wrong with you?
Husband: My legs are tingling and are sore.
Wife : Are you acting like you have shopping leg syndrome again?
Husband: Who's acting?

by Noseblown December 05, 2018

Legs up like a snicker

When you put her legs up to eat that pussy like it's a snickers bar.

Her pussy smells like chocolate, I'm gonna put her legs up like a snickers.

by 2fukd4u December 28, 2016

Genie Legs

An insult used for anyone who is a clumsy sh*t
Synonyms are Clodhopper, and Heavy Foot.

"Who knocked over my grandmas vase?"
"Genie Legs over here is the culprit"

by FishyLegs April 23, 2021

leg loan

Any loan where the payment of the principal or interest (or both) is with sexual favors rather than the usual cash and/or non-sexual favors (e.g., paint my garage door)

"I'm pretty sure that Becky's been paying her bills with leg loans from Shawn Carter because she hasn't had a job in almost a year."

"I asked George RR Martin and he tweeted back that leg loans are NOT a financial product that the Iron Bank would ever make available."

by Mother of Tacos June 27, 2017

jambly legs

when your ball sacks are so big they look like legs

Yo did you see Jack had some massive jambly legs

by Mr.Potat March 17, 2020