Smoke Monkeys

Black people. Mostly due to their reputation for smoking a lot. Particularly Newports.

I was driving through Nashville and noticed an awful lot of smoke monkeys.

by MedHomer June 9, 2024

put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.

Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.

by M@x Power August 16, 2018

smoked out

when you provide all or majority of the weed when smoking with a friend or friends

Boy: I smoked out Robert today
Girl: Jeez, how much weed was it?
Boy: 3 gs

by picklesauce March 12, 2020

When mel smokes

A term similar to “when pigs fly” but slightly adjusted. Mel never smokes.

Yo do you think I have a chance with that model? “Yeah when mel smokes”

by og pattis January 22, 2020

smoking the sea

When you are at the beach smoking a joint and you drop it in the sand but you pick it up and smoke it anyways.

ayyy it’s ok bro your just smoking the sea

by cinnamon bitch November 21, 2021

Smoking a wrench

Smoking weed

“i just saw Zach smoking a wrench

by lo4218 July 10, 2025

Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke

"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."

I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!

by QuacksO August 2, 2018