dik fuk the dong smasher

awesome fucking person

aaahh look out dik fuk the dong smasher is here

by wejnation July 26, 2017

Dine n' Smash

When you go out with someone just to get a meal and maybe some extras out of it.

Dine n' Smash: Last night I met this hottie named Rachel. Dang she was fine. I asked her out to dinner lookin for something serious out of it and she happily agreed (though her stomach growled right before she said yes but I'm sure it meant nothing) I took her out to eat at my favorite place, (generic fancy restraunt name that is only still open because the drinks alone are $10) so we eat and we're having a good time. I ask her back to my place and she says "ya okay" (keep in mind I reached for the check). We get back to my apartment and I get my keys out to open the door. The. Out of no where she becomes the flash and books it away and leaves my all alone with nothing but the clothes on my back, and my $3 to go box of $100 1 ounce steak.

by I swear I'm 18 Garcia September 4, 2017

homozygous recessive birthday bash smash

Matt’s signature move on Sundays with Allie.

“Hey Allie get ready because I’m about to homozygous recessive birthday bash smash you!”

by Allie Lovr May 16, 2018

bake n smash

When you get high as fuck and then you fuck.

“What do you want to do tonight?”
“Idk .. bake n smash?”

“Yo I’m finna bake n smash rn”

by Ih8tacos June 11, 2018

Burger King Smash

when someone shoves a Burger King burger up your asshole and fucks you.

If he agrees to Burger King smash you then he’s a real one.

by nigerianprince August 4, 2019

sans in smash

How a Sakurai revive a meme

-Hi Smash bros fans
...sans in smash

by hipe2343 September 7, 2019

Cancel Down-Smash

When you obliviously interupt your flat mate during sexual intercourse killing the mood.

Mate you completely cancelled his down smash (cancel down-smash) and put him from 0 to death on his mood!

by Takeyourperscription September 21, 2019