cyber pussy

one who talks shit over a computer and would never do such a thing in person

"get rid of john and david and thats a party- the cyber pussy"

"im not going to let this trade happen because I'm the cyber pussy named miller"

by miles is an ass September 19, 2011

Pussy Paper

Slang for 'tampon'

"It's about my time of the month, mom. Can you go get me some pussy paper?"

by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011

pussy wig

1. A wig you put on your cat.
2. A weave for your pubes.
3. Really fantastic insult.
4. Something you search for on google at four am because you're a dumbass.

1. Man, I bought my pussy-cat a really cute wig to wear. He looks hawt!

2. I got this rad ass pussy wig. You know, a merkin.

3. Dude, you're such a fucking pussy wig.

4. I'm bored, I think i'll google pussy wig and see what happens.

by prissorsxrawks January 11, 2009

Facebook Pussies

People with a Facebook account that delete friends because they are too much of a pussy to handle other people's opinions.

John deleted me after I commented on his status. Who does that? Oh yeah, facebook pussies.

by queestunombre November 12, 2009

Bushy Pussy

when you reach your hand down into a girls pants and get a handfull of steel wool.

Guy: Dude, I stuck my hand down Sharon's pants last night and it felt like I was fingering a grizzly bears asshole.

Dude: Yea i heard she had a Bushy Pussy

by Gushba January 5, 2009

Pussy Gremlin

Whenever someone eats out a girl, while sticking his fist up her asshole.

Brendan is such a pussy gremlin, that it makes me sick to think about.

by Andyt11687 December 16, 2008

Cactus Pussy

1. When a girl shaves very badly and it feels like going down on a cactus.

2. When a girl has not shaved in a really long time.

Guy: "Last night Khristina told me she finally shaved... but I was in for a surprise... she had a cactus pussy!"

by anamazin August 22, 2008