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john laurens

the gayest mfer ever. him and alexander hamilton were so gay for each other it’s literally crazy. john laurens is literally the definition of gay. he’s also dead so it all makes sense
“i was up all night last night listening to ‘the story of tonight (reprise)’ and crying because john laurens really didn’t make it to see their glory”

“john laurens and alexander hamilton were so in love omg”
by johnlaurensxalexhamilton April 16, 2022
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John Ralphio

An adjective to describe a perfect man, the literal embodiment of heaven in a 6ft tall 6 packed man. He's got good looks, he's got charm and he's got athletic ability. He puts every other man to shame.
Person 1: "My golly gosh! That young fellow is quite attractive"
Person 2: "Yeah mate, he's like a proper John Ralphio isn't he"
Person 1: "yes"
by Ceazar November 1, 2016
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John Alferdz

by sheasagi February 21, 2022
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John Mulaney

A comedian that got his start as a writer on Saturday Night Live from 2008-2012 (Seasons 34-38). He has three stand-up comedy specials on Netflix, not including his broadway play “Oh, Hello” with college friend Nick Kroll and “The Sack Lunch Bunch,” his musical special with roughly fifteen kids and Jake Gyllenhaal. He is one of the best stand-up comedians in the country and has won various awards for his witty jokes.
Person 1: Have you ever watched “New In Town” on Netflix? It’s really funny.
Person 2: Of course! I love John Mulaney!
by the goddamn door July 25, 2021
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john lettuce

when someone blows air out of their nose at such a super sonic speed that a lone snotty bogey flies out of their nasal cavity. its called john lettuce because it looks like lettuce and john is a funny name.
friend: *breathes out of their nose but really hard*
me: "thats a fucking john lettuce."
by gruzzish October 23, 2023
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John Cena

A ccp spy.
Oh hey, that foreign tourist seems to be taking photos of the U.S. embassy. I suspect that he is a john cena
by Arthur J December 9, 2021
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John lemons

A very talented man whose name is written on Alex’s book wall
John lemons is a legend
by John lemons April 13, 2022
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