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Yoda Drunk

When you've reached such an incredible level of drunk you start speaking like Yoda from Star Wars.
"Dude? I think Josh has reached Yoda Drunk, he just said "drink, I must get"
by Frissiw April 7, 2017
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introverted drunk

Getting drunk all alone, from the comfort of your own bedroom, whilst listening to music from the 1970's.
Oh, don't bother inviting her, she's an introverted drunk.
by savcanrhyme September 22, 2017
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Drunk

When you drink to much you get drunk. You act retarded and don't remeber what happened.
by Crue boi June 11, 2018
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drunk gauge

Put your thumb together with pinkies extended as far as you can when you are drunk and if a women's booty doesn't fit then don't take her home
by Kuehlstein December 26, 2017
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Drunk Pants

The morning after pants you find in a ball with or without puke on them from a night of heavy partying. Money, phone numbers and concert ticket stubs are often found in them.
(at hangover breakfast) - Me: You'll never guess what I found in my drunk pants. Friend: What? Me: That cute guys phone number on the back of my ticket stub. Friend: nice, drunk pants.
by Inverted Moon May 20, 2011
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Pumpkin Drunk

Being so intoxicated that you are willing to have sex with that "thicc"-looking pumpkin on the front page.
"Dude, you hooked up with Phoebe last night you gross f***."-Brad

"I don't want to hear anything. I was pumpkin drunk."-Chad

"Fair enough."-Brad
by H_Balls99 June 8, 2018
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Dick Drunk

When a lady has been slammed hard with a big ole hog for long enough that her endorphins flood her blood stream and she feels blissfully drunk, sleepy, unsteady, and can't speak. *You do not need to reach climax to get dick drunk but you usually will once you get there.
Girl, he got me so dick drunk last night I couldn't move and I passed out in the puddle I made.
by Flimflamshimsham October 31, 2025
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