Miami Espresso

When espresso is poured over a marshmallow to mimic a Cuban Espresso.

Also known as the Miami Espresso, Florida Cuban Coffee, a Café Balsero or Castro’s Gator Meth

That barista girl wouldn’t serve me a Miami Espresso cuz I ain’t had no shoes on, well, that and I gave her and her mom the clap last Tuesday

by Mt.Uranus April 11, 2025

Miami girls' trip

The doomed stereotypical trip that a group of girlfriends takes to Miami. Factors like the stress of planning/travel, forced proximity, and finances cause tensions to rise, often resulting in some kind of fight. The friend group is irreparably damaged upon returning home.

Any ill-fated trip by a friend group can embody the Miami girls' trip. The friends do not have to be girls and the destination does not have to be Miami. If the group trip ruined your friendships, you've had the MGT experience.

Things were never the same between them after the Miami girls' trip.

by Meradeet April 24, 2025

Miami Math

The uncanny arithmetic of life in Miami: finding yourself in the right place at the wrong time, or the wrong place at the right time, where luck, chaos, and destiny are always working the same equation.

Miami Math is ending up at a party you weren’t invited to, and meeting someone who changes your life.

by G2evera August 11, 2025

MIAU

Maybe in another universe.

"I'm sorry, I love you"
"MIAU."

by Bernard Voldenhart August 24, 2025

Miami Jellyfish

Slurping blood clot of a girl’s used tampon for sexual gratification

I just saw this creep take my tampon from the trash for a Miami jellyfish… GROSS!

by Fartwarrior March 25, 2026

Miami Vice

An interracial couple having sexual intercourse while wearing Hawaiian shirts and driving in a red corvette with the top down.

When my friend’s mom asked me if I wanted to watch Miami Vice, I thought she was talking about the show…..boy was I wrong.

by Jordingho March 27, 2026

Miami How The Fuck We Feelin Baby

for fucks sake shut up, stop drinking, and go to bed John Summit

John Summit: "MIAMI HOW THE FUCK WE FEELIN BABY"
Also John Summit: "lezfuckinggoh"

by InvaderInvader October 28, 2025