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Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter?

A slightly rude way of saying "no".
Friend 1: You and Jen have been broken up for 6 months now... would it be cool if I asked her out?

Friend 2: Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? Asshole.
by gonsfootball March 23, 2012
mugGet the Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter?mug.

ballsack on my head makes me happy

a sentence used by gays or drunks at frat partys
gay: oh my goddddd ballsack on my head makes me happy!
drunk:ughh ballshack on my head makesh me happy
by jonny!s! December 24, 2007
mugGet the ballsack on my head makes me happymug.

You make my pussy go poggers

A phrase used to express deep respect for another individual.
Guy 1:You make my pussy go poggers!

Guy2: Thanks bro, that means a lot.
by Monky fckr_69 January 21, 2021
mugGet the You make my pussy go poggersmug.

don't it make my brown eye blue

the bruising of the sphinkter as a result of getting fucked up the ass
Oh, Suzy, I know how you feel! Don't it make you brown eye blue when your honey fucks ya up the booty?
by none of your fucking business November 17, 2003
mugGet the don't it make my brown eye bluemug.

I'll make you eat those words

How to defeat no u and the uno reverse card
person 1:"no u"

person 2:"I'll make you eat those words!"
by twitter.com June 16, 2019
mugGet the I'll make you eat those wordsmug.
we can make a dollhouse follow your design
lets build a dog out of sticks and twine (I gotta add "Wrap me in plastic and make me shine" so they'll let me post it-)
by ahhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFUCK November 14, 2020
mugGet the wrap me in plastic and make me shinemug.

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