Leading Light

Rhyming slang for "Gobshite". People who explain quite confidently how things should be done, but really they have no clue, or their own agenda that benefits no-one but themselves.

He's explaining how war benefits mankind, what an utter Leading Light.

by RealityIsASimulation August 16, 2022

Victorian lighting

Antiquated sex toys, often powered by things such as candlelight

That broad's sex toys are so crusty, they're Victorian lighting

by BeatleBabe007 October 17, 2024

Blue lighted

Where you haven't had sex in a while and your body is not used to it and you get random boners without thinking of anything sexual

Bro your blue lighted

by Bazza March 5, 2017

Day light robbery

Being over charged for something

Aye G cad charged me 1.90 for a can a joos, ahts day light robbery

by Cardee boyz June 28, 2019

Light year

Used to measure ur mother

Person A: What is a lightyear

Person: B: Light year is the only way to measure the size of ur mother

by dickchungus June 7, 2021

Light hour

A measure of time between 30-50 minutes.

I’m going to the gym for a light hour not a full hour. I’ve been gooning for a light hour. I can last in bed for a light hour.

by Nolen Deshawn Hansen October 21, 2025

Busch Light Dad

A typical redneck father. Always wearing work boots no matter what he's doing at the time. Also mainly wears sleeveless shirts, work shirts, or flannels. Mostly interested in mowing the lawn, guns, drinking beer and general rural debauchery. Heavily blue collar.

"Is Tim lighting off fireworks again? It's not even a holiday!" "Yeah he's just being a Busch Light Dad again."

by Pokesystem July 15, 2023