Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch

When your homie starts laggin’ behind and starts being lazy as fuck

God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’

by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020

Juicy Lady

Tequila and squirt soda

This juicy lady is making me moist!

by Mrs. Ladywood February 3, 2021

Lady soup

Noun. Euphemism for female menstruation.

“I wouldn’t have minded getting me leg over, but it was lady soup on the menu.”

“I can’t wear white because it’s lady soup week.”

“They say grizzly bears can smell lady soup from over 5 miles away.”

by Ladysoup May 9, 2018

Lady finger

The finger on a gay woman that is clipped for diddling

Jessica had to clip her first and second lady finger because her girlfriend was coming over later for sexy time

by Mudhawg March 27, 2021

Lady Gaga

A sus shroom named aaryav who likes to lick black widows thighs

Oh black widow, I love your thighs, I'm A lady gaga.

by ZacAttak March 17, 2022

old lady's cupboards

When something literally has the smell or taste of an old lady's cupboards. It is not an euphemism.

-An old lady once gave me a KitKat chocolate brar that she had in her cupboard for 5 years, and it literally tasted like old lady's cupboards.
-Is old lady's cupboards some kind of euphemism?
(laughter and hilarity all around)
-No, it is not.

by WonderWumbo October 18, 2020

Lady Coke Hours

An extended break taken at any time during the workday that involves drinking, typically with the intention to get "buzzed."

Meeting's at eleven, and then it's lady coke hours on me from 1-4.

by Lukas Manukas May 13, 2019