Jake Goff

A little bitch who is bad at Fortnite.

Don't you hate that son of a bitch Jake Goff!
~Elon Musk

by graysondemos March 4, 2018

Jake

The most gorgeous guy you’ll ever meet, with the most luscious hair. If you happen to have a crush on him watch out because many people already like him. He is very charismatic and will make you laugh. He has an extremely huge heart and loves animals. If you ever have a Jake in your life don’t let him go because he is one of the best people you will ever meet.

Girl #1: Wow who is that?

Girl #2: Oh that’s Jake isn’t he handsome?

by Daniel’s apple juice February 25, 2021

jake morinec

A bad ass rodeo man.

Damn he rides bulls like jake morinec he's gonna go 90.

by Succy succerson November 30, 2017

Jake

The guy that always manages to find a bird and fuck her down an alleyway and end up with lots of chlamydia kids with big heads

wheres jake?
he's with a fat bird down the alleyway again

by cheesypeesy April 26, 2020

Jake

Jake is a total unit, he has a big dick, mighty fine hair, and can snap a bitchs neck, and don’t even ask him to say no homo, he isn’t. I’m

Guy: Hey, are you Jake?
Jake: Yeah
Guy: You gotta big dick
Jake: totally

by ItsJustJake October 23, 2019

Jake Laidlaw

Often abreviated by the names:
Red
Ranga
Ginge
Steam
Boon
Can often be described as a stout babboon looking creature with pace to match

Its a red bird, its a red plane! no its Jake Laidlaw as he scatters past

by Sam Neville June 30, 2011

Jake andrew Arkle

This man is average at golf and rocks out with his 🐔 out to steel panther and gets all the Scruffs after him

Girl from colliery: seen jake andrew arkle
Girl from the moor estate:oh yes I will take him down to the glory hole

by Themanisabeast January 30, 2022