drunk as andy

See as drunk as andy or as jumpy as andy.

I was as drunk as andy last night

by elemental53 February 7, 2023

sleepover drunk

when 2 or more girls are at a sleepover and make bad decisions at night

oh we sent that text last night when we were sleepover drunk

by bellstherapper August 12, 2023

slob kabob drunk

When an individual consumes enough alcohol that their natural resistance to slob on just anyone's kabob is diminished to the point of slobbing in some kabob by the end of the night, this happens most likely with a stranger they will never see again. Knowing names is optional.

I couldn't believe that Gwynn was at the company Christmas party slob kabob drunk, and she vanished with those twins from accounting with mustaches.

by The real W November 21, 2023

drunk spam

When a person who otherwise lives a seemingly boring life messages ridiculous bullshit to others while drunk, with aim to embellish their inhibited state in an effort to appear more interesting and fun.

That person is trying to prove they’re having a good time by sending out meaningless “Drunk Spam”.

by xcrozx December 22, 2021

Code Drunk

The state of being a programmer enters after many hours of sustained work. While code drunk the programmer may find it hard to converse with people in anything but short sentences, may have trouble operating vehicles and will generally walk around in a tired haze.

After many hours working on the new app Jill was so code drunk she had a hard time speaking to the waiter at the restaurant to order dinner. The waiter assumed that Jill had been drinking.

by Ansible42 October 5, 2016

Drunk

When you drunk to much funny juice 🤪

I got drunk off of some “funny juice”

by Egeheghegege May 16, 2022

drunk journal

(noun) A drunk journal is the product of "Wasted Wednesday." This device originated when a girl named Sarah and a boy named Phillip in a Midwestern town began writing thoughts, ideas, drawings and whatever they please into a private journal while under the influence of a certain amount of alcohol. The purpose of a drunk journal is to find joy and answers the following day as you attempt to read it aloud. This immediately results in laughter and memories, which otherwise would have been wasted.

Did you read the drunk journal yet?

by boobylips January 28, 2014