Birthday Cake

The act of inserting a carrot rectally in a sideways fashion

My ass was sore from the birthday cake my girlfriend gave me.

by Durty Sanchez August 17, 2003

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Cake Eaters

people who eat cake

look at that cake eater eating cake

by kat proud goupie of the maui monkeys and maui-monkey daughter June 5, 2004

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A delicious food product made by urinating into the top of the wedding cone. One then leaves the urine filled cone in the sun for several weeks, where time and pressure cause the urine to solidify, and the various components of the urine to separate. The chef then scrapes off the undesirable portions of the urine cake, and using a deli slicer, slices the urine cake into uniform 1/4" slices, as done with liverwurst and the like, Finally the urine cake is enjoyed by schlepping it onto some pumpernickel bread, with some lettuce and horseradish mustard. A true delicacy.

You:"Hey junk mail, I got you some delicious urine cakes from the market."
Me:"Thats terrific, however i think i will stick with just the pumpernickel bread for today."
You:"No offence, but you're from the isle of corradine."
Me:"Heh..Harley Davidson."

by ellsworthtoohey July 26, 2011

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Barm cake

To barm cake is to ask for anal sex

Jill can I barm cake you?

by Matty d September 30, 2014

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Lady cake

Pussy , vagina , cunt , twat , punny .

Haz - "cake piece of cake on a plate"
Luke - "Thats a metaphor for your punny"

-Offering your punny on a plate-

"I'd Like to get a piece of that lady cake"

-I'd like to dog her-

"I want your cake on my face it tastes quite nice, but your a disgrace"

-Your pussy tastes nice but your a dog-

by mattsymon April 24, 2006

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