bag of chestnuts

A sexual move performed by a man on a woman in which the scrotum (i.e. nut sack) is raked and in some cases smeared across the breasts (i.e. mammaries). The move may further include dipping the scrotum in the woman's mouth and/or a declaratory statement proclaiming that the woman is the recipient of a bag or sack of chestnuts.

I gave my girlfriend a bag of chestnuts last night and she was all about it.

by Dinger IOIO November 16, 2009

Douche Bagged

Douche Bagged

(Adj.) Douche Bagged: When some one acts like a complete Douche Bag to you for no apparent reason.

When you try to hold a serious conversation, and the other conversationalist is totally opposing.

(guy1)Hey bro I was thinking about joining the army!

(guy2)You're all hot to join after I did, why is that? Don't you have a mind of your own?

(guy)I just lost everything!

(guy2)Well aren't you just a pessimistic martyr!

(guy1 to himself)Man! I just totally got Douche Bagged!

by kamel_reds December 12, 2009

fity bag

$50 worth of weed that you buy off a drug dealer

can i buy a fity bag off you

by bbeenn June 20, 2006

bag beetle

Pubic lice, little critters that dwell in the hair on your naughty parts. They can be spread through sexual intercourse, but you can also get them from toliet seats, bed sheets, or someone else's underwear. More commonly known as crabs.

Jimmy's been scratching at his pants all night. Five bucks says Joan gave him the bag beetles.

by Snow Globe October 2, 2006

Chittlin Bag

an extremely large stomach pouch

After several children, Lana now has a chittlin bag

by kgoldwire October 24, 2006

bag of crabs

a stinking cesspool of venereal and sexually transmitted diseases. also known as a walking bag of crabs.

that walking bag of crabs left your crib this morning?!? good luck, motherfucker . . .

by avisualperson November 8, 2007

Diapa bag

Pronounced "Diepa" bag because of its origin of the New York accent. a) Someone who is arrogant and obnoxious who tries to show off at every opportunity. b) A person at the current state of doing something completely idiotic such as his driving or speech. Someone who flakes out on someone can also become a diapa bag briefly for their current actions.

"What a diapa bag! He drove by 6 times to show off his rims!"
"Yo sorry I couldn't make it. I feel like a diapa(bag)."
"Look at that diapa bag Always flexing in front of the mirror!"
"I can't stand that guy! He is such a diapa bag. (face can be supstituted for bag if desired.)

by GaryFunk September 4, 2007