Crimpin' on fams wit' my toes out

Next level of being a peeping tom. Requires extra small condoms for each toe.

I was rollin' in da' club da other day and I tried crimpin' on fams wit' my toes out, but got caught so now I'm doing 25 to life.

by Jizzy-G September 15, 2016

Toes Down

When you get so hammered drunk that your friends have to drag you out of the bar, so your toes are dragging

Holy fuck Jason do you even remember dancing with that fatty? You were toes down shitfaced!

by ToesDownWheelsUp September 15, 2016

toe dropping

A family affair powered by the people and for the people.

I like to work with other people and reach out to anyone who wants the same like I'm toe dropping!

by 44wordsmith44 September 6, 2016

toe promise

It's a lie. Often used to Trick younger siblings, but only works once.

All right Timmy, I toe promise that I didn't eat your candy.

by Koneko-kun August 23, 2016

beefy toes

Hey
I used to be fat

When I was fat my toes were fat

I'm in shape now
So my toes are beefy
I have beefy toes like batman and mr. incredible

Jack: DONT TAKE OFF YOUR SOCKS!

Andy: But I've been working out

Jack: So?

Andy: So I have beefy toes

by Brad Nailer August 20, 2016

Toe docking

Just like space docking except with a toe. The act of placing your foresking over your partners toe.

Aka doing the Buck Rodgers.

Guy 1: So totally got my missus last night with a Buck Rodgers.
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: I totally space docked her toe while she wasnt looking.
Guy 2: "High-Five" Toe docking, way to go you creep.
Guy 1: Cheesy grin...

by Legen-Dezza August 2, 2016

stumpy toe

stumpy toe is a woman called sandra with a stumpy toe

stumpy toe is for a short red head who is a fat old tramp

by stumpy toe July 31, 2016