Humans

God's worst mistake

Humans are one of the worst mistakes.

by Igneous_Dragon August 9, 2020

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human hoof and mouth disease

What you may eventually contract from habitually being careless of what you say.

If chronic lack of verbal inhibition is an issue for you, one possible way to lessen the chance of coming down with human hoof and mouth disease is to wash your feet several times a day and only walk on clean surfaces.

by QuacksO April 30, 2020

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The Human AimBot

The human AimBot is a man by the name of Adam Worster. He literally shits on kids in Fortnite. 360 headshots. He is the literal embodiment of AimBot

“Bro that dudes like the Human AimBot, He peed in her mouth from 30 yards away!”

by mroyal207 December 23, 2023

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high calorie human

A fat person; the "nice" way to call someone fat or to refer to someone who is fat when you are too weak to tell them the truth.

"Two high calorie humans wanted for allegedly setting fire to an apartment in Toronto.
"two WHAT?"

by RyanTheDefiner May 26, 2024

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Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

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Minos fucking prime: Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

V1: no I win

by KFCworker April 26, 2025

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