walking the donkey

When you be running that dick down her ass like that; layin it down.

Ah yeah dog 🐕 I was walking the donkey with her last night.

by DankSpanker91 April 18, 2021

carrot cake walk

Something easy but boring as fuck

2020 gave us a shitty year but wall we had to do was stay at home and do nothing, it was a carrot cake walk.

by SumB January 27, 2021

walk out boner

A boner a guy or girl gets that can be solved without masterbation. Like stretching, walking, or running.

Man I got a walk out boner right now. 9th inning stretch here we come.

by Jack Fr0st July 13, 2016

Walking the toddler

Phrase; meaning: When there is a slightly significant age gap between two (over the age of 18) consenting adults, one may say they are not "robbing the cradle", but "walking the toddler".

Origin; 2020 Minnesota, Anna, Aislinn,& D

"Wow ,Susan (39) has a new bf, Tim(23), she's walking the toddler!!"

by Shawtys a 10 October 2, 2020

Walking the slippery slug

The act of the man having to get up and go find a cum rag when nobody thought to get one ahead of time. Named as such because there is usually a slug trail from the bed to where the guy finds the necessary absorbent item. Often a t-shirt or towel is the first thing they find.

Ginger forgot to get a cum rag, so Chad had to resort to walking the slippery slug to the hamper to grab a shirt.

by Missouri Weirdo October 18, 2025

walking cruise ship

A really fat person who needs assistant to walk or do anything.

My friends grandma is a walking cruise ship

by A crappy Alienware PC July 17, 2024

skinny walking

When a person takes a walk at a point of night where nobody is awake fully naked without any clothes to cover themselves up if caught, leaving it to be very risky.

Yo man, I was so close getting caught Skinny Walking by my neighbor!

by Joey salads. October 1, 2017