twat waffle

a cute person that belongs to twat pancakes and twat pancakes only
reagan is a twat waffle that belongs only to shantae
by wowtherebud December 15, 2018
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Hot Waffle

Sexual act of placing a stick of butter in your partners mouth during intercourse while placing a sandwich bag over their mouth/nose. Followed by spanking with a tennis racket to form a waffle pattern on the body.
We stayed up last night and she hot waffle’d me.
by The French Prince March 20, 2022
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Blue Waffle

A derogatory name for a homewrecking blue haired woman from Ipswich.
Do you know Blue Waffle? Oh that whore from Ipswich.
by Candiiiiiiiiiii October 06, 2023
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Douche Waffle

1. A Belgian waffle topped with a drizzle of the remaining contents of a douche bag.

2. That cheese dick mother fucker whom cuts you off in traffic, honks horn, drives too slow, or just plain looks like a assjacker. (i.e. Harris of kades)
Mmmm. A douche waffle sure would hit the spot right at this very moment...said nobody ever. Or, people who shoot 14 year old kids are douche waffles.
by ScottiePG.C July 13, 2016
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Texan waffle

A Texan Waffle is to cum onto anyone while shitting agresivly to assert dominance
I just pulled a Texan Waffle on my teacher
by Ajsbejctdbevuctjdld April 12, 2024
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Waffle iron

Something you call somebody when they won’t stop fucking waffling on about dumb shit
“stop being such a waffle iron
by Eggsalad69 May 15, 2020
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Waffle

1. A Waffle is made of sweet dough pressed between 2 hot pans, usually eaten with butter and syrup and typically eaten for breakfast.
2. Buff pancake.
3. Fail to make up one's mind.
"Can you pass the syrup for the waffles?"
"I'm waffling between getting a dog or cat."
by yessir386 March 10, 2022
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