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waffle jacker

A girl so pretty you don't mind if she steals food off your plate.
Dang man check out that girl, she's a real waffle jacker!
by thebroncosrule April 28, 2016
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Spinning waffles

To stop mocking a person with "aiem (name)"

also linked to stop annoying.
Linked to spinning waffle
"(Name), Stop spinning waffles! "
by шиншилла May 11, 2020
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Cooch Waffle

1.It means that a person is super funny and there is always laughs with them.
2.You are very outgoing and don't care about what people think or say about you.
Look at Betty she's such a cooch waffle!
by Mrs. Wiggles cooch waffle August 14, 2017
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peaches and waffles

When you make love anally using maple syrup as the lubricant and immediately after finishing she licks the syrup off the penis.
Last night my girl and I had peaches and waffles in bed!
by Just1once December 22, 2024
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waffle stomp

to defecate in the shower and then proceed to try to stomp it down the drain with your foot
In a hurry to cover up the evidence, she waffle stomped.
Octavia waffle stomped the Baker B drain in the gender-neutral bathroom which caused a gross smell throughout the dormitory.
by Poopmonster69 November 3, 2021
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Waffle Argument

When a sentence is completely twisted or invented during an argument.
Essentially putting words in someone elses mouth to make them look bad or make yourself look better.
Person A: "I love pancakes!"

Person B: "So you hate waffles?!"

Person A: "No, stop using waffle arguments. That is a completely different sentence from what I said."
by Tomentos July 24, 2024
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Twat waffle

A vagina that has been in fishnet stockings for a full shift or at lease two shows. See also two show pussy.
After the evening show Kevina flashed me a shot of her twat waffle.
by SexiestRexiest May 24, 2019
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