Thomas Zhang

Cool dude. that's it. top notch sigma male right here.

"Hey it's Thomas Zhang. That's cool." *silence*

by SigmaMale102 December 15, 2021

Thomas DiMillo

A white sexy Italian kid who can hook up anyone he wants and is good at every sport. He is shy but when you get to know him he will not stop talking. He probably lives in northern or southern America. If you ding yourself a Thomas DiMillo...keep him.

Wow that kid must be a Thomas DiMillo.

by John Bowen March 11, 2017

Thomas' Train Syndrome

When you travel so far / make so much progress doing something but you don't realize you forgot something utmost necessary, until way later on when it's too late. Named after the episode "Thomas' Train" from Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends, where the titular character did not realize he was not coupled to the train he thought he was pulling.

Actor: *finishing his stunt for a film* Hey Jeff! Did you see me drive all the way down San Francisco's hills in a school bus, and crash the oil tanker trailer all in one POV take on my GoPro? You've gotta see the end result! I wanna see it too!
Assistant director: Uh, Bill, you left a little too fast. I think now's a bad time to tell you we forgot to put the SD card in your GoPro. Looks like a bad example of Thomas' Train Syndrome. You just blew our budget now that we lost both of our only trucks.

by Paul Stompbox June 14, 2024

Thomas conneely

Thomas conneely is god and amazing and powerful

Thomas conneely was a god that was amazing and so powerful

by Thomas conneely November 28, 2021

thomas

Thomas is the type of guy to take a girl out on a nice date, and then bring her home to then play krunker.io instead of laying down some pipe on the girl because he's a pro gamer, and also a pro christian activist, he believes not to to fuck until hes married.

thomas is such a pro gamer, he doesn't let anything get in the way of gaming, not even some pussy

by oldmacdonaldsd*ck October 22, 2019

Thomas

a kid that plays league of legends and begs for fortnite accounts so that he can have every single skin in the game

1 "hay is that thomas" "i think it is he's always playing fortnite and league of legend" "i know right this guy should really find a life or maybe a girlfriend"
2 "hay thomas let's go out for a drink" "can't bro i'm playing league of legends

by crimsonland December 3, 2018

Pickled Thomas

A "Pickled Thomas" is the lesser known term for that special drinking buddy we all have that just cant keep pace in the race, often far exceeding their intake allowance whilst deluding themselves of their prowess in the field.

Oh dear I say look at that poor pickled thomas wretching her guts up out the back of that tent...

by Ninjaprints November 9, 2011