Thomas Cooked

New rhyming slang for the word "fucked" referring to the state that the UK tour operating was in when it went insolvent.
Person1: "Brexit is a total mess"
Person2: "Yeah mate, it's proper Thomas Cooked!"
by Nhurr September 23, 2019
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Jenna Thomas

I got my Jenna Thomas out and everyone laughed.
by acme15 October 29, 2019
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camden thomas

person: omg don’t kiss that girl before marriage that’s called pulling a camden thomas
by clownshit November 04, 2019
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This person is a soldier of God, who isn't afraid of anything. He is the greatest in the world and no one can stop him from succeding. Everyone loves and worships him.
Guy: What's your name?
Alexander Thomas Eckart Trattner: Alexander Thomas Eckart Trattner
Guy: Woah
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An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.

Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"

Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"

Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."

Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020
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Thomas Jackson

A male who gets angry over small problems and has a fit if anyone says he’s wrong.
Thomas Jackson is angry
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Thomas Wulvik

A child that is in the closet afraid of coming out because he is scared his dad is going to start flirting with him.
- My G, are you gay?
- Yeah, but I am a Thomas Wulvik
- Too bad
by Da_Boat October 14, 2020
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