by Ohio ratatouille July 29, 2023
Get the Thomas the trainmug. by Jackob May November 23, 2021
Get the Thomas Jacksonmug. if yk a thomas, call him “thomas the train” he don’t like it but oh well. but…. if yk a red head thomas, don’t lose him. he’s an ass but he gets the job done iykyk
also kinda hot on some days
also kinda hot on some days
by thomasthetrainhater November 26, 2021
Get the Thomasmug. An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.
Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"
Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"
Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."
Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"
Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."
Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020
Get the Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependencemug. Thomas is a little shit who thinks he’s popular and cool when he bully’s people. He usually has crushes on dumb white bitches named things like ‘Lora’ and ‘Amelia’
by Jejeieie November 13, 2020
Get the Thomasmug. A scared and anxious man, who wanted to put his work before Descartes.
Speaks of the every sense but that which is common, and cannot consistently spell any word.
Speaks of the every sense but that which is common, and cannot consistently spell any word.
by FrancisPancake October 2, 2025
Get the Thomas Hobbesmug. by Jonodman November 27, 2021
Get the Thomasmug.