A James McDonald, often annoying and disrespectful to main hoes. Constantly thinks they are the main hoe when in fact they are not.
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A "hoe check" is something you do to another person that qualifies the other person as a "hoe" so to speak.
Here is how it works:
You have 2 people. One person being yourself, another being an unsuspecting victim.
***Refer to Example 1 for a successful hoe check.
Example 1 is a standard, everyday hoe check. There are many variations that apply to different situations, but are more difficult to use.
When Carl acknowledges George in any way, Carl is wide open for a hoe check. When used sparingly, it is extremely easy to hoe check someone, but over time people catch on and are not so easily fooled. So it is best to use hoe checks at random, unexpected times.
***Refer to Example 2 for a failed hoe check.
If you say "no hoe check", it is automatic safety -- and if they proceed with the hoe check anyway they are either
A.) Deaf
B.) Mentally retarded
C.) Both A & B
There are many other ways to avoid being hoe checked. Some of them include:
-Ignoring the person completely until they give up.
-Reply in generalities such as: "Hey everybody, whats going on?"
-If you mention anything about a hoe check in your response.
These are just a few other methods of escaping the dreaded hoe check. You are not limited to these methods, make your own =)
That is a explanation of hoe checks. Have fun and piss off your friends! Enjoy.
Here is how it works:
You have 2 people. One person being yourself, another being an unsuspecting victim.
***Refer to Example 1 for a successful hoe check.
Example 1 is a standard, everyday hoe check. There are many variations that apply to different situations, but are more difficult to use.
When Carl acknowledges George in any way, Carl is wide open for a hoe check. When used sparingly, it is extremely easy to hoe check someone, but over time people catch on and are not so easily fooled. So it is best to use hoe checks at random, unexpected times.
***Refer to Example 2 for a failed hoe check.
If you say "no hoe check", it is automatic safety -- and if they proceed with the hoe check anyway they are either
A.) Deaf
B.) Mentally retarded
C.) Both A & B
There are many other ways to avoid being hoe checked. Some of them include:
-Ignoring the person completely until they give up.
-Reply in generalities such as: "Hey everybody, whats going on?"
-If you mention anything about a hoe check in your response.
These are just a few other methods of escaping the dreaded hoe check. You are not limited to these methods, make your own =)
That is a explanation of hoe checks. Have fun and piss off your friends! Enjoy.
We'll use made up names -- George and Carl as an example.
Example 1:
**Enter Carl**
George>> Carl, dude
Carl>> ??
George>> Hoe check
Carl>> =(
Example 2:
**Enter Carl**
George>> Carl
Carl>> no hoe check -- sup?
George>> =(
Example 1:
**Enter Carl**
George>> Carl, dude
Carl>> ??
George>> Hoe check
Carl>> =(
Example 2:
**Enter Carl**
George>> Carl
Carl>> no hoe check -- sup?
George>> =(
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Get the $10 hoe mug.foe-hoe (faux hoe: From the French, faux and the from the Ghetto, hoe. A woman or girl who dresses like a hoe and acts in a teasing manner but is actually not really bothered about getting it on at all, is actually scared of sex and relationships and often distrusting of men (and/or women). She enjoys the attention she gets but won't take it any further.
Whoa! look at the hottie over there. See keeps on looking at me in a suggestive manner and is wearing ill-fitting clothing thats provocative in nature.
Don't bother dude, bitch is a foe-hoe.
Don't bother dude, bitch is a foe-hoe.
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A female who meets some one and already claims she is in love and goes thru this cycle 3 to 4 times a month
A female who meets some one and already claims she is in love and goes thru this cycle 3 to 4 times a month
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