Toe Tongin

A form of extreme intimacy known only by the realest of couples. Usually experienced while laying together in bed or under the dining room table while sharing a meal, the big toes of two lovers are interlaced and held together for extended periods of time, deepening their connection with every passing minute.

Milly - Brad was raging last night because the Uber driver was going to take 3hrs to deliver our pizza, but once I told him to take off his shoes and interlace toes with me, he calmed right down. Ain’t nothin soothe his soul like a good quality toe tongin!

by MillyMuscleMummy February 15, 2023

SHART toes

A toe with massive caca on it smells like burnt onions, and feels like sand between my toes on the beach, so beautiful to hang on your wall, I love it so much and I numerdore es caca

I have es SHART toes , and can’t walk

by es numero caca J March 9, 2023

Pennies in the Toes

When a freaky bitch makes you suck her toes until the toe-hickeys created a copper/blood taste in your mouth

Jay T: What's happened at the clients house today?
Jay B: This nasty housewife surprised me with some mid-day Pennies in the Toes
Jay T: need a breath mint?
Jay B: Nah I like it

by ServiceDaddyDaughterDuo December 10, 2021

tunska toe

A game played by the higher-ups of the tunska cult. Requires an extreme intellect and desmonds approval. Includes a bat and a golden retriever.

Eric - wanna play tunska toe bro
Luke - Yeah sure, ill be the bat the beats the golden retriever

by SemonDemon42 January 15, 2022

Piano toes

Really long and thin toes that look like fingers

Oi Jimmy I’ve heard you’ve got piano toes

by Addy4lyf April 28, 2019

toe faeces

The shit that is left in-between your toes after work that stinks

These toe faeces

by Tony toe sucker January 9, 2020

peanut hadiyah toes

when your toes are skinny towards your feet and thick towards the end of it

she has peanut hadiyah toes

by tsyfcguftucvh October 18, 2020