Golden Trifecta

The art in which a young brave hobbit sized man, goes on a cross country journey and uses the Tinder-guru to help land a threesome with two girls.

Monty: Did you hear about Bruce's golden trifecta?
Jack: No Way are you serious!!! I never thought it could be done. Its true christmas miracle!

by diddler69 December 18, 2017

Golden Deposit

The act of a man peeing down another man's Urethra.

"Hi Mike! Can't wait to leave you a nice Golden Deposit!"

by GoldenDespositCreator1 October 29, 2023

Golden Sombrero

Verb
-When a woman pisses all over a male companions head when she's on her period.

Owen to Louis
"Dude, I had to shower for hours after my girl gave me a Golden Sombrero

by Samual Adam's June 26, 2024

Golden Age of Privacy

A period of time when a person is really active sexually but more in a solo way, such as masturbating. Usually an early riser especially with boys when they hit puberty. Overall when the person has fun by himself/herself like there's no tomorrow in a period of days, weeks or even months!

(P.S. This is a reference to the Golden Age of Piracy which as you know is a real historical era and sounds really close to privacy)

"
-Dude, in my Golden age of privacy, I was literally doing it 10 times a week!
-Bro I don't think that's healthy...
"

by TulipBloke March 3, 2025

Golden thought shower

An outpouring of piss poor ideas, typically regarded as insightful, or “pure gold,” by the ill-informed source.

The company’s “direction” is determined by the latest golden thought shower from the VP of Sales - who happens to be the CEO’s entitled son.

by TheBoiler May 3, 2018

Golden gyat

A golden gyat is the gyat that remains supreme over all else. No gyat will ever out-gyat the golden gyat.

No, No it's it's not possible, a a a golden GYAT!!

by Antipekka January 4, 2024

Golden oldie

A golden oldie is a old person. Typically old people are weak and has limited mobility but a golden oldie is the opposite. Even if they are old they are still very healthy and is still successful in their field. You use this word for people who are no longer young but still successful.

Note: Calling an old person "oldie" will sound disrespectful.

My Grandpa is a golden oldie, he still plays rugby at the age of 77

Buffon still plays football at the age of 45, he is a golden oldie

by DABLOCK970 August 16, 2023