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christian

a fucking cholo and a fatty that says the n word wayyyy to much in front of black people, he sucks cock for a living and he touches little kids with his pubescent stash, he likes to drink red bulls and gets fatter by the minute. he also never showers and he looks like he mows lawns for a living, he says hes Salvadorian but we all know hes a beaner.
"damn bro, Christian says the n word way to much"
by thatsreallysadbruh January 16, 2022
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The person keeping me alive, a person who cares about everybody, a person who deserves the world~ Christian , if your reading this, I love you<3 (Miranda)
by flixsammy January 19, 2022
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the most perfect, amazing, caring person ever, hes the only person ive ever loved, and i never want to lose him<33
by flixsammy January 19, 2022
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Christian

A boy who is the biggest cock of all time and is a male prostitute at night but in the day he engages with activities which you can only do with 1 braincell but lucky for him he only has 1 braincell however unfortunately he is unable to do any activity that require 2.
Tru fax speaker: Did you know Christian is the biggest slut of the town
Tru fax enjoyer: Yes i did know that and i completely agree with you
Average twitter user (is a dream stan): I think Christian is a very normal person
by ImTwisTy January 20, 2022
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Christians are one of the most dirty minded ever but are overall the most sweet caring funny person in the world. Christians normally have brown hair and brown eyes. they love anime. they are very good at drawing and is also a hopeless romantic. this guy has had over 7 girlfriends already but what he dosnt know that the one he truely loves is right infront of him. so if you have a christian in your life hold on to him because at bad times he will always be there for you.
if you have a Christian in your life hold on to him
by mapmapmap January 21, 2022
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Is a sex-god, or.. the sex god. You will be chocked that he’s so kind since he looks like the Viking Thor and also Sverrir Gudnasson and Mr Big, among others.

He has eyes that want to eat you and fill you up and you’ll be willing to do it with a vegetable or even something sicker. He’s a man and he acts like a man, but still has a soft side and you want to annoy him just so he can treat you like a kitten 🐱
Christian? Thought he was an idiot… but you say he’s Christ? Like Jesus?
by Schön January 21, 2022
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Christian: says nothing while stuffing mayo in his butt and mouth
by wasgooddddjannjj January 21, 2022
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