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texas lesbian

People who claim they’re lesbians while they date men. They only kiss women when drunk.
I saw that god damn Texas lesbian with her boyfriend at the Whataburger
by NeajZil April 10, 2024
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sent to Texas

Executed or killed, as in the most efficient Death Row in all of America. While "sent to Texas" often has a connotation implying brutal implementation by the authority figures who helm the 21st century American police state that has incarcerated or placed on probation an unprecedented 5% of its populace (more than any other human culture for as long as our species has existed), more mundane executions or simply the act of dispatching something can also be correctly identified by this phrase. Flies, for example, can also be "sent to Texas" by the end of a fly swatter, and refuse can be "sent to Texas" by being placed in the proper receptacle or incinerator.
She was tried and eventually sent to Texas because of how callous she seemed when interviewed by the authorities about the tragic accident that killed her child.
by Bugs Jorgensen July 16, 2014
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Texas HotFlush

When you have to shovel snow from your garden, boil it down to water on the stove and use is to flush your shit away in your none functioning toilet.
The procedure is usually carried out in Texas due to the lack of flowing water during winter periods.
I can't believe Ted Cruz is flew to Mexico and I'm stuck Texas Hotflushing after eating nothing but Slim Jims and Saltine crackers for a week.

Get the shovel, I need to take a Texas HotFlush.
by sam_jarvis_texas_ranger February 19, 2021
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Texas Tranq

A poker term used to describe slow play early in the round before more rigorous play following the elimination of a number of players.
Player 1: Man this guy is folding pre-flop on every hand!
Player 2: Yeah, you're right, he might be playing that Texas Tranq.
by Craigos2300 January 14, 2021
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Texas Mud Cookie

The act of soliciting an outrageously overweight Girl Scout den mother, butt fucking her in a Texas Walmart parking lot, and letting her eat a thin mint out of your ass.
Bro, let’s go hog hunting and get some Texas Mud Cookies.
by Certified Hunni March 11, 2024
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Texas road rub

To texas road rub(trr) is when you grab gravel and microwave ot to 30 minute then in the 30 minutes you rub the tip of you penis and the take the hot rocks and cum on them and then rub the concoction on to your sister or brother and rape them while you family watches.
Boy"Did you hear ablut jimmy"
Girl"No"
Boy"he's in jail for texas road rubbing"
trring
by D1 gooner April 18, 2025
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West Texas Drawbar

The West Texas Drawbar was a traveling male stripper. He would hop abord random trains, which, at the time, had long pilots and drawbars. His profession earned him the nickname "West Texas Drawbar" among railroad crewmembers.
"I got myself a herpes from that West Texas Drawbar."
by Great Northern 1147 November 4, 2023
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