Shag your left toe

The phrase "shag your left toe" originates from modern day england. This phrase is normally used by fuckwits who think they can stick their dick in the most irrelevant parts of your body.

This Phrase has no meening, as it is just and irrelvant comment.

"Oi, shut up, or i'll give you a cheeky headbutt and i'll shag your left toe"

by ICantTellYouWordsAndShiz December 17, 2019

toe the bowl

when you're sitting on a bed smoking and you go to stand up and your bowl rolls onto your toes

person 1: *stands up from sitting in a bed* "oh shoot the bowl just rolled onto my toes"
person 2: "eww bro did you just toe the bowl!"

by almostcorrect December 17, 2019

Toe shoes

If you were to ever be called a queef, right now would be that time! No guy should ever wear toe shoes! It screams, I have a massive vagina to the world!

Most guys named Jay like to wear toe shoes.

Did u see that guy wearing "toe shoes"??

Ya omg I think his name is Jay! What a queef!

by Coolmofo December 23, 2019

Toes on 0

For ones toes to be on point

My friend commented on my Instagram today saying toes on 0

by Ben_dover December 23, 2019

toe faeces

The shit that is left in-between your toes after work that stinks

These toe faeces

by Tony toe sucker January 9, 2020

toes

part of the body that is used for walking.

i sucked my friends toes the other day.

by bob builder January 16, 2020

Toes

ahh toes, the ten (or however many you have) short and stubby things on the end of your feet that help you do... wait, what DO they help you do?

You: hey, nice toes.
me: thanks, i like yours too

by Save the turtles sksksksks January 29, 2020