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Abscondment Day

When someone abandons their of Duty of Care for people and takes off on holiday. Specifically December 16th 2019. A national day of showing utter disappointment and dissatisfaction in Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison (Scomo) who absconded to a holiday in Hawaii with his family whilst most of Australia was engulfed in rampaging bushfires which destroyed homes, businesses, towns and states. Many lives were lost and Australian firefighters did not even have enough equipment to fight these fires. The then Prime Minister Scott Morrison (Scomo) chose to stay in Hawaii even after he was criticised for leaving his people to holiday on the other side of the globe, his response? “I don’t hold a hose mate”… Australians were quite underwhelmed with that response and now wear Hawaiian Shirts on “Abscondment Day” to mourn the day Australian Government lost its compassion and care for its people, represented by the at the actions of one Scott Morrison (Scomo) soon to be ex-prime minister of Australia 🇦🇺
Remember that time the Prime Minister of Australia left Australia burning in the midst of a bushfire crisis to go for a holiday ? Yeah well that’s Abscondment Day!
by Facetious is me December 15, 2021
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Hump day

Hump day the middle of the week Sunday Monday and Tuesday is a hump.Wednesday is the top of the hump. Thursday Friday and Saturday is all down the hump Wednesday is hump day. Hump day is Wednesday
Hey guys guess what day it is. Is it Wednesday.No! It's Hump day. What is hump day. Hump day is the middle of the week.
by Cupcake dreams June 29, 2018
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Paiso Day

A paiso day, is a day of polish struggle. Usually happens to a polish boy however anyone can have a paiso day. The person is normally down or sad and depressed. The person experiencing a paiso day also hides and is scared of confrontation.
That’s crazy man, Christian was having a really tough time yesterday. He hid all day. I think he was having a paiso day”
by Big daddy slick May 2, 2022
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Macramento day

Macramento day is on November 21st on dis day all da gangs in Sacramento will go out n start shit, da activities on dis day will include Fights, Robbery’s, Drive Bys, Taggin Yo Turf, n more, if your from Sacramento California and dont participate in da holiday you a sucka.
OakParkBloods: On Macramento day we pullin up on dem soft ass meadowview niggas

MeadowViewBloods: Jus wait n see we finna catch you n da sucka ass east side piru niggas slippin
by Sacpolotics October 22, 2020
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Valentine's Day

The day where the happy celebrate and the lonely masterbate.
Valentine's Day was such a bust, all I did was watch Netflix and masterbate.
by Anm777 February 14, 2017
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tweener day

(noun) the day between two people's birthdays, the perfect day for them to throw a conjoined party
"yo are you going to tweener day?"

"duh but it its a weird idea since erin and jordan are both so obsessed with themselves I cant believe they are throwing a conjoined party"
by oopsy July 6, 2023
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Artist's Day

When you take an epic shit and it smears the toilet in a decorative fashion for all to see and admire your work.
I was able to admire Jorge's beautiful work of art after he left the bathroom. He is always celebrating Artist's Day!
by Chateau64 July 25, 2018
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