Rock Socket

Butt hole!

My dog drags its Rock Socket across the rug!!!

by Shfinctor November 1, 2018

rock waterfall

Urinating on one's own scrotum, often by accident.

Steve's pants were too tight, and it was very hot out. He had to keep drinking water, so inevitably he wound up having to pee. He entered a McDonald's, and when he got into the bathroom, he realized he also needed to poop. So he sat down on the toilet, and as he let out his stream of urine, he did not yet realize the degree to which sweat had glued his scrotum to his shaft, and received a rock waterfall.

by Eric Jean April 18, 2018

pop rocks

the creamy 'candy' dispensed from the penis !

john was working overtime trying to 'crack that crotch' and pop rocks
he popped his rocks !

by michael foolsley December 14, 2018

Puss Rock

What happens to rock & roll when you give it a bucket of ice cream, a few doses of teenage angst and make it watch the first three seasons of "friends"

Did you know? Train, poster children of puss rock, have more than one song? Me neither

by billy sayer June 28, 2018

candy rock

Rock that entertains goth girls.

“Do you listen to Andy black?”

“No, it’s candy rock fuck that.”

by Theoldman February 9, 2019

Pop Rocks

A pop rock is a small candy. It usually comes in cotton candy flavor. If you chew a handful, you can feel crackling in your mouth. It's a sensation. And it's weird.

Mom: I'll let you choose any candy you want from the candy store.
Kid: Let's get a bag of Pop Rocks!
Mom: Okay!
2 hours later...
Kid: -pours bag of Pop Rocks into mouth- IT FEELS LIKE EXPLOSIONS!!!! AYEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

by mouthrat February 13, 2019

Croc Rock

Rock music for people in sensible rubber shoes.

Dave Matthews is the best. He does my favourite croc rock

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018