penis nigger

when your friend is an ass

You:"Stop being a penis nigger"

by USsr188486 May 20, 2019

Penis Clout

any kind of signs showing that you got laid. Think of it like an 8th grader keeping that crusty nut in their hair and using it to show everyone at school as proof that they clapped cheeks

rachael-“yo did u hear about savannah doin the nookie?!”
ben-“yeah she got that penis clout”

by irlpenisclout February 23, 2019

penis yoga

The act of stretching, twisting,bending, and slow breathing, with your penis.
Variations include: Slow penis yoga, hot penis yoga, and studio penis yoga

Anyone want to participate in the act of penis yoga today?

by strangest.things October 7, 2015

penis over

To penis over something is to both like that thing a lot and also to tell the world that that thing is great.

"XBOX fans really penis over Halo all the time."

by esuna May 25, 2006

Penis puffer

A gay man that not only smokes cigarettes but also sucks dick

“Mom that man is a penis puffer”

by 3.6 grapplebees January 3, 2021

Pabst Penis

The in ability of a male to perform sexually due to the consumption of too much Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Girl 1: I was going to fuck him last night, but he couldn't get it up.

Girl 2: Yeah I saw him pounding Pabst Blue Ribbon at the bar. He must have gotten that Pabst Penis.

by Dr. Topher September 1, 2014

seasoned penis

A well traveled penis that knows about the finer things in life.

considered a thing of beauty in most cultures a well seasoned penis takes dedication and hard work to achieve

"It has seen many things my seasoned penis"

"It is not time which makes a penis seasoned. It is the experiences and hardships it has endured"

"Gaze at the wonderment of a REAL seasoned penis! note the loose, wrinkled skin and extensive sagging"

"You should of seen it man one of the most seasoned penis's I've ever laid eyes on. Bro it was like a well worn peice of vintage leather, pumped with blood and blue veins showing"

"My penis took another Hard knock last night, few more like that and it will be well seasoned"

"whatever doesn't kill it makes it stronger"

by Swift2 August 5, 2012