Imagine your a god right? And your being punished by the other gods for something, so they send you back down to earth to be reincarnated as a mortal.
When you get to earth you wake up in the middle of this rice field in the middle of feudal japan. You Don't know why you are there, but you know you are there for a REASON.
You Take a deep breath in. HHHHHHHHHH But it is not air you breathe! It is thick and yellow and tastes like marshmallow dust. and you know what it is? HARD BOILED WIND.
When you get to earth you wake up in the middle of this rice field in the middle of feudal japan. You Don't know why you are there, but you know you are there for a REASON.
You Take a deep breath in. HHHHHHHHHH But it is not air you breathe! It is thick and yellow and tastes like marshmallow dust. and you know what it is? HARD BOILED WIND.
by GuapAchmed August 23, 2023
Get the Hard Boiled Windmug. When your dick gets hard while you're at the beach.
When a man gets an erection while at the beach. Typically while wearing swim trunks.
When a man gets an erection while at the beach. Typically while wearing swim trunks.
"Hey man come look at the crab I found."
"Can't dude, I got shore hardness."
"oh, yeah I saw that milf walk by too."
"How do you keep from getting shore hardness when you go to those nude beaches?"
"Easy, I just jack off before."
"Can't dude, I got shore hardness."
"oh, yeah I saw that milf walk by too."
"How do you keep from getting shore hardness when you go to those nude beaches?"
"Easy, I just jack off before."
by fufuckifiknoe June 25, 2017
Get the shore hardnessmug. A Black YouTuber who has gained millions of followers through promoting "Stay Sober." He has proven to be a funny YouTuber along side.... Baylen and idk. He has the most strongest mother ever and a loyal fan base. He has gone as far as meeting, Lil Baby, a rapper.
"Is that a marble Tesla?"
"It's probably D'Aydrian Harding"
"oh"
"WAIT?!"
"Is that a marble Tesla?"
"It's probably D'Aydrian Harding"
"oh"
"WAIT?!"
by Boshkalay Bong Bong April 14, 2024
Get the D'Aydrian Hardingmug. by Pertturbator January 29, 2020
Get the Hard Wiredmug. by Schmausy. April 23, 2025
Get the Hard Candymug. by random spammerz October 6, 2020
Get the HARDmug. Originally (before the internets), someone that has stuff to prove to everyone while no one cares. A lot of efforts to blow a fart. With the internets : someone that will go above and beyond for some stupid crap no one cares about.
That TRY-HARD Jack wanted to film his cave exploring and now he's rotting face down in a pile of dirt below for ever when he had a wife and two kids.
by Spyan March 6, 2024
Get the Try-hardmug.